My Family and other Space/Time Anomalies
“When I was seven, my mother took me to see my father...”Now also available in hypertextPDF      5 pages
The Time I Was Almost Eaten By A Lion At A Suburban Barbecue
“Of course, the Borogove family were quick to play down the whole affair...”PDF      11 pages
How Gareth London Argued with God, and had to Leave the Room as a Result
“During the long and turbulent school-days of my youth, I had just two friends to shield me from the chaos and violence...”For LyndonPDF      6 pages
Not Working in Mysterious Ways
“Let me tell you how it all went wrong for me...”PDF      MP34 pages
Work In Progress
“Once there lived a people who were as curious as they were clever...”PDF      3 pages
Her Majestys Imperial Monster Hunters
“The figure turned up his collar against the rain, and squinted into the turbulent sky...”Warning: contains RPG.NET in-jokes.PDF      41 pages
The Monk And The Butterfly
“Listen, student, and I will tell you a tale of enlightenment...”A short story for Misha, who was then my girlfriend and is now my wifePDF      3 pages
Ninja Love
“Love is a ninja,
Stabbing straight at my heart.”A poem for MishaPDF      MP3
Horribly in Love
“If I were some sort of robotic killing machine...”Another poem for MishaPDF      MP3
Why I was late for work the Tuesday after Memorial Weekend
“The octopus was a shithead, but his girlfriend was lovely.”Warning: Not Safe for Work, especially if you work in an aquarium.PDF      22 pages
The Princess, The Hermit And The Hill That Moved. (A fairy Tale)
“Once upon a time there was a girl and a boy who grew up, fell in love, and got married.”For Misha, of coursePDF      6 pages
The Man and the Wolf
“The man had never slept well on windy nights.”PDF      2 pages
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